remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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