I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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