Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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