walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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