you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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