I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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