Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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