Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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