I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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