ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
