I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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