if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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