There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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