brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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