Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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