He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i out mim tonsoeep
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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