shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
honey bunches of taint.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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