Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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