Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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