Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
honey bunches of taint.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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