I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Holy sore nipples Batman
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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