I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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