Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
MIDGETS
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If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
