so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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