He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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