i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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