God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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