i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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