So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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