ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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