Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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