If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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