I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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