I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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