I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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