So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I need a burrito and a hug.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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