Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
