Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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