he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
porn star boner night. come get it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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