i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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