Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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