let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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