yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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