i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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