Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
