a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize