It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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