We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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