therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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