so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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