Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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