Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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