her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
