Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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