How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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