I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Operation Purity has been aborted
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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